Oh my life..

..why am I still writing crap specs?

As a distraction, here's a few crap jokes I like:

Q: What's brown and sticky?

A: A Stick!

Q: What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

A: A Carrot!

Q: What do you call a fly without any wings?

A: A Walk!

Q: What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?

A: Cliff!

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head?

A: Doug!

Q: What do you call a man without a spade in his head?

A: Douglas!

Q: What do you call a man with a car on his head?

A: Reg!

Ooh that's enough.. naff jokes wear thin after a while don't they?

*wibble*

Yawn..

I am deep in Software Specification authoring hell.
It's a Friday afternoon, the sun is shining outside, and I'm staring at Microsoft Word.  That blinking cursor is mocking me, laughing at my lack of inspiration.  It's the last thing you want to do on a Friday afternoon really, isn't it?  I'd rather be sat in a process meeting for fuck's sake.

Actually strike that.
It was written in haste, and I didn't really think it through..
See? MS-Word is turning my brain (what was left of it anyway - which ain't much at the best of times) to mush.

I need a little lie down I think.

And a little rest..

Yes, that would be lovely.

*wibble*