Oh my life..

..why am I still writing crap specs?

As a distraction, here's a few crap jokes I like:

Q: What's brown and sticky?

A: A Stick!

Q: What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

A: A Carrot!

Q: What do you call a fly without any wings?

A: A Walk!

Q: What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?

A: Cliff!

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head?

A: Doug!

Q: What do you call a man without a spade in his head?

A: Douglas!

Q: What do you call a man with a car on his head?

A: Reg!

Ooh that's enough.. naff jokes wear thin after a while don't they?

*wibble*