Thursday, November 16

Us Brits love the Queen

Not the monarch, you understand.. no the Royal leeches on society should still probably be shot or at least forced to work in McDonalds to earn their keep, "Would one like fries with that?"

No, according to the Official Charts, Queen have the best selling album in the country.

Which album, you say?
Is it "A Night at the Opera"? "A Day at the Races" per chance? Surely it isn't "The Miracle" (for that was truly woeful).

No.. it's Queen's (first) "Greatest Hits".. beating the second place "Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band" by the Beatles by over 600,000 copies.

There's something wholly depressing though, don't you think, that it's a "Best of" album that holds the top spot. It's a symptom of the general state of the music industry at the moment. I mean, it seems fitting that this "news" breaks just before Christmas, a time where seemingly every band in the known universe rushes out another "Best of" album for clueless fuckwits to buy for family members when they lack the time or the inspiration to actually go looking for a proper gift.

Yeah compilations are what sell, aren't they..?
Look how many "Now" albums there are.. people just don't have the attention span to listen to an album by the same artist all the way through these days it would seem, well certainly not unless all of the songs have been played to death on commercial radio stations anyway. And it's just going to get worse with random generic MP3 player playlists meaning that people no longer have the concept of listening to an entire album anyway..

Don't know where I'm going with this, and am very aware that I'm doing the "Grumpy Old Man" rant at the moment.. hmm.. better have a brew and step away from the internet methinks..

Anyway congrats to Queen.. I'm sure Roger Taylor and Brian May can whore themselves out for another couple of million on the back of this revelation whilst the tormented ghost of Freddie Mercury looks on in despair at how they've dragged a once great band through the mud of greedy commercialism.

Whoops, off again, bye now

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Friday, August 4

Guilty Secrets

According to the BBC news site, Q magazine conducted a survey recently to list the top ten uncool records it is okay to love. The list was topped by ELO with their 1976 song "Livin' Thing" (who knew - I thought "Mr Blue Sky" was a shoe in) and included "More Than A Feeling" by Boston (the perennial drive time and "Rock" compilation favourite) and "Baker Street" by Gerry Rafferty.

The list says more about the readers of Q magazine though than their guilty aural pleasures. They must be all in their 40s or 50s, used to be into Zep, and the Floyd and quite possibly saw Hendrix live. Think Saxondale without the anger management. You'll see what I mean when you see the Top 10 in full..

  • 1. ELO - Livin' Thing

  • 2. Boston - More Than A Feeling

  • 3. S Club 7 - Don't Stop Movin'

  • 4. 10cc - I'm Not In Love

  • 5. Gary Glitter - Rock'n'Roll Part 2

  • 6. Foreigner - Cold As Ice

  • 7. Billy Idol - Rebel Yell

  • 8. Status Quo - Whatever You Want

  • 9. Gerry Rafferty - Baker Street

  • 10. Gloria Gaynor - I Will Survive

  • Source: Q Magazine

    I don't think a survey of people from my generation would look like that (although I have danced to the S Club 7 track in a very drunken state before, and that was very cathartic admitting that).

    Has anyone got their own uncool song that they just love..?

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