Wednesday, August 23

I herd the news today, oh boy..

So there's another comedy news item on the BBC Breakfast show this morning, which almost made me spit out my Frosties ("They're gonna taste great") all over the kitchen counter. Apparently language specialists (or cunning linguists, as they introduce themselves at parties) have discovered that Cows have regional accents.

For some reason, god only knows why, these "experts" decided to examine the issue after dairy farmers noticed their cows had slightly different moos depending on where they were bought.

At first, I thought it was a bit of a wind up, but BBC News confirms the story.

My real concern is just how much time and money is wasted finding this shit out? Seriously, who gives a fuck if one cow is mooing like "Ooo-arrr" and the other one is going "Wi-Aye, Man".

They're just fucking cows.

In a few months, they'll be a Doctor Martins boot or a 12oz rib eye served medium rare. You're not exactly going to go into a posh restaurant and order a fillet steak from a cow with a scouse accent now are you? And it's not as if Cows are suddenly going to be cast in gritty Northern BBC drama's because they have a moo that sounds like they're from Stretford.

'Alright, eh, eh, calm down' said this Cow from Formby

I tell you there are times when your job can seem pretty fucking pointless and meaningless, but finding out that people dedicated time from their lives to discover that one cow moos a bit different to another cow.. ..well, suddenly I feel like I'm a fucking nobel prize winner.

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1 Comments:

Blogger SilentBazz said...

ROTFLMAO!!

Now that is comedy genius!!

11:19 am  

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