More Puerile Goat Related nonsense..

Must be something about Fridays that bring Goats into discussion..

Here's a few Goat-related tales uncovered on the Interweb..

The first relates to a 12-pints of cider binge that lead to Goat Abduction, which features the comedy line: "Did you know you had a goat with you and did you have any intention of driving the vehicle on the road?".

Next up, the tale of the consequences that can be faced by those who choose to hang out of the back of a Billy Goats Gruff: Marriage!!

And finally
Chef's are always telling people to "slam in the lamb", but "slam in the ram?" that's ridiculous (and, of course,very illegal).