Bonjour

Don't ask me about the title..
As I really have no clue what I'm about to write about, I just picked a word at random for today's title (and to top that, a fucking french word at that, could it be anymore random? I personally think not).
Of course what I could have done is just written the first thing which came into my head (not that any of the shite that is usually written here is carefully scripted and edited or anything. Fuck. Half the time it's not even spell-checked), and then re-read it and then decided on an appropriate title afterwards. It certainly would have been more relevant then, don't you think? And then you, as the discerning reader with a busy life and a lot of the internet to browse through, could have taken a look at the (then relevant) title and decided whether or not you wanted to read it or not, rather than already being in the third paragraph and having that distinct feeling that I'm just aimlessly rambling here.
Becuase when you saw "Bonjour" like that I wonder what you were expecting to read? Who knows?
See if you'd decided in paragraph one that I was aimlessly rambling you could have been back browsing for porn by now..
Life's a bitch sometimes, huh?