Wednesday, June 28

For the benefit of those that suck..

Did anyone read this in today's metro..?

"An Internet sex shop is looking for people to test a pill that, ahem, 'makes your sexual fluids taste fruity'.  LoveHoney.co.uk is offering £200 for couples to take the pills twice daily and give blow-by-blow [Did you see what they did there? - Ed] account online.  The Sweet Release Oral Sex Enhancement pills come in two flavours - apple for men and lemon for women.  It's maker, US-based Blue Mountain Neutraceutrical, claims it will make 'your semen change from a salty flavour to a delicious apple taste'.  While the 100 per cent [sic] herbal supplement has passed safety tests, LoveHoney said it needs to try out the stock.  'We have just started selling them and we want to make sure they work,' spokeswoman Ali Carnegie said.  They are looking for couples who are up for the job despite the low pay.  'People should really do this for love,' Ms Carnegie added."

Well we asked the man from Del Monté, and he said "yes"!

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