The great Custard Cream mystery
Ever noticed that when you get a Custard Cream biscuit, no matter where you purchased that pack of custard creams, no matter who makes them, they always feature the same design on the top. They always have a diamond on them (with "Custard Cream" written in it).
Why?
How?
Is it the case that in order to manufacture custard creams do you have to agree to put that pattern on the top of the biscuit? Is that the deal?
Or is there only one factory in the whole wide world that manufacturers Custard Creams? If this the case, isn't that a risk? What happens if the terrorists found out and blew it up? Could Britain go on without the humble Custard Cream biscuit? Do they have a back-up, disaster recovery custard cream factory? It certainly is a quandary, isn't it?Labels: Custard Creams
posted by SilentBazz at
11:19 am
2 Comments:
There's a similar problem with bourbon biscuits and what about 'Nice' Biscuits? This problem may be bigger than you orginally envisaged.
No similarity whatsoever..
Bourbon biscuits and "Nice" biscuits are minging.
Nice biscuits should be, in fact, reported for being in breach of the trades descriptions act.
The Custard Cream issue is worrying though.. there's little or no information about them on the internet.. I think their origins are being kept secret.. Maybe is a custard cream conspiracy?
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