Interviews

Without wanting to sound exactly like Swiss Tony, getting a new job is quite a lot like making love to a beautiful woman..

There's the interview, which is of course the fore-play, the probing questions, the slight sense of guilt, putting your mouth to good work, getting to know your way round, just seeing how things feel..
Which, if you're lucky (both depend quite heavily on your oral technique), there's the orgasmic feeling of signing the new contract of employment and giving your intention to leave to the tired old waste of time that used to occupy so much of your life..
Which just leaves the post-coital depression of actually having to turn up every day, always with the slight suspicion that it's not quite lived up to the initial promise and excitement..

But the interviews are always an exciting time, a chance to see how other companies work (and where they work) and find out what exciting markets they move in and work they undertake.