What day is this? Who's the president?

I am so confused..
I know (kinda, by counting my fingers and working it out anyway) that today is the 28th December, although I also know this as I am a slave to the football fixtures! but what day is it..?
Its so easy to get disoriented, completely forgot it was Monday the other day so hadn't put the bins out when the binmen came - D'oh! Ahh right and they came yesterday so today must be Tuesday I guess.. Good. Glad I've sorted that out. It's not easy, particularly when you have quite a hangover too.. ;)