Doctor Filth

So today BT introduced the facility for Doctor Who's Tom Baker (arguably THE best Doctor Who.  Ever) to read your text messages for you. 

Simply send a text message to any BT Landline (although, as we've discovered here, not from a T-Mobile phone) and Tom will read it out loud for you.  Now we have a speakerphone on a BT landline in the office.  And there aren't many of us who are not childish and don't own a mobile phone.  So you can imagine that today Tom has had to say all manner of obscenities with shocking regularity..  ..the funniest so far being "I mean to have you with my sonic screwdriver you filthy Dalek bitch"

This is pure comedy genius and you'd be a fool not to give it a go..